Pyaar ka Punchnama Returns (Office Spoof)

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Pyaar Ka Punchnama Returns (In Office)...Problem, problem ye hai ki wo manager hai aur main resource,Problem ye hai ki main chahta hu ki meri life mein koi problem hi na ho, lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho to ye uski life sabse badi problem hai.Bull shit he is worried yaar, usse to celebrate karna chahiye, because it happens exactly what he wants.Kasam se yaar in 6 mahine mein I had it all, sab dekh liya maine, abe kaunsa job kaisa project kahe ka increament, Job ka matlab hi hota hai End of your own happiness. Iske baad all you worried is about deployment, late night work, increament,client calls, Shaam ka dhalta suraj jo pehle hum bhi kabhi dekhte the.In managers ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta.A happy manager is a myth.Sab saala na baahar lage bade bade hoardings ka dosh hai, 4 years ki engineering, Badi si degree and then job, kahani khatam, Uske baad ki kahani koi nahi batata, Iske baad ki kahani main batata hu, Iske baad banda do ghante late aaya to problem, Late night ruka to problem.Saala demands and expectation khatam nahi hoti inki, ek to jo high priorty task hota hai wo nahi batayenge, 2 week dimaag chaatenge document banao document banao, aur fir jab document banakee do to do sadi si line ka mail likhenge: we'll discuss in call, aur fir agle do hafte dimaag khayenge Document doucment. Saala kaam kar raha hu beech mein mail aa jata hai: "Look into this also", Mail ka reply deta hu sir abhi busy hu baad mein dekh lunga, then again mail: do the same first, 1 baar isko dekh lo, 1 baar dekh bhi lunga to tujhe kya mil jayega mere baap, theek se to kar paunga nahi.Sabse zyada dimaag ki dahi to in bina resource wale project ne ki hai, gale ka patta hai saala, Naye, purane, band hone wale saare projects, resource wo hi 2, are kaam zyada aa jaane se ghante thodi na bad jaate hain 1 din mein.Fir iska jawaab in managers ko bhi do, i think you are not interested in project, Why did I choose you in this project?Arre mujhe kya pata ki why you chose me?Abe jab samajh mein nahi aa raha to phir release kyun nahi kar dete?Saala pata nahi kaam kya karte hain ye manager? Do mail reply mat kar, immediately extension par call aayega.Ab pata chala ye engineers ki aisi haalat kyun hoti hai, Aur ye administrative job wale bande itne happy kyun hote hain, because they don't have a managers to screw that happiness. Saala kaam kar raha hu koi Pool to khel nahi raha phir bhi seat par aa aakar, poocchenge: What are you doing?Iske baad jaane se pehle inhe apna DSR (Daily Status Report) bhejo tab ghar jao, Kuch karne se pehle 50 baar inse poocho,aur agar kabhi thoda rest mil bhi jaaye to again same question what are you doing?Arre kuch nahi kar raha mere baap ye soch raha hu tujhe yaahan se kaise bhagaun?Main tujhe bata raha hu you should never discuss anything with your manager because every discussion with a manager is an argument, Aur bhai argument mein inse koi nahi jeet sakta, because we are busy unke paas to koi kaam hai nahi aur senior persons hai, to argument mein wo kaise haar maan le.Wo saala pura back up delete maar de to koi dikkat nahi, Lekin tum galti se 1 table delete kar do to aasman toot jayega..!!

~Muskan~